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Kotak Mahindra Bank – Epic Fail – Part 2

// April 4th, 2011 // Fail

Tags: Bank, Epic, Fail, Kotak, Mahindra

You might have read my previous article – Kotak Mahindra Bank – Epik Fail about my misfortune that my company had to go with Kotak Mahindra Bank for providing Salary accounts. Today I will list out another reason why Kotak Mahindra Bank not only sucks but is the employees worst nightmare when it comes to having a salary account with them.

Apparently at Kotak Mahindra Bank, the salary transactions for employees of a company (at least a small company like ours) are carried out manually (yes, you heard me right, manually!). Now you know what that means, that means that if it is a Bank Holiday, or a weekend, or a World Cup Final, or if your badass luck isn’t already bad enough that their employees are on sick leave, you won’t get salary!!! Yes, that’s right, forget salary for as long as it takes, you will have to call them, go to their bank and ask them time and again before the salary is actually credited, which could easily be at least a week long effort, and they will give you reasons like it was a holiday saaar, their staff was on sick leave saaar, it was the world cup final saaar…

It is 4th April today and no I haven’t received salary, for most of the reasons stated above. It might happen tomorrow, or maybe day after tomorrow, who knows ?

All you can do is pull your hair and curse them on the top of your voice making yourself look like a lunatic. I am not sure how long I can take this shit from them. It is now an undeniable & undisputed fact that Kotak Mahindra Bank is the most ridiculously worthless piece of shit of a bank there ever could possibly be, and worse.

At Kotak Mahindra Bank every day is an April Fool’s Day, for their customers. Sometimes there is money, sometimes there isn’t, keep guessing!

PS: To Kotak Mahindra Bank employees, if you are reading this, don’t even think about commenting on my blog.

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